Okay, here’s my manatee story: my parents retired to Florida in the early ‘80s. They were of modest means, but somehow my mother ended up in a very tony bridge club, and soon feared she was totally outclassed. The group met at each others’ houses and, as she discovered to her terror, always had lunch that featured a…

Not only was he sexually violated, he was also put in an impossible situation of being an adolescent father with a woman imprisoned for what his 12 year old brain took to be a consensual relationship. A mentally unstable woman who had continued access to him, allowing her to warp his perspective further. While growing…

It is truly an American Easter if nobody is crying or hurt?

Like true americans, every holiday must involve trampling.

I despise the rule that women over "insert age" should not have long hair. Luckily, I'm blessed with thick wavy Italian hair, I have 4 kids, and have always rocked my long hair. I'm 52 and it's at my waist. When said kids were little, braids, ponytails, buns, etc. Same for work. I get the most compliments on my…

I'm just wondering if Jezebel is ever going to leave Bruce Jenner alone. At least I would hope this website would drop it's facade that it gives any fucks at all about queer/trans peoples lives while it insists on joining in on all the trans speculation fun. Linking to radar. My fucking word. Radar is responsible for…

As a Paul myself, I welcome the increase in children also named Paul or their female equivalent. My name has dropped in popularity sharply since around 1970, and I haven't figured out why. If it comes back into fashion again, I'm all for it.

Paleo is just another part of the trend towards Orthorexia, the belief that most food is bad, or bad for you. Food Babe is the patron saint of this, and WholeFoods is the temple where orthorexics go to pay far, far too much for food, in the mistaken belief that the more you pay for something, the better it is for you.…

Of course Sean Penn enjoys a show where women are humiliated and cry a lot. The producers are known to provoke the women into crying, if they are not upset about not getting a rose.

I want to see somebody cry.

re: guinea pigs

Those people don't even need feet anymore, cut them off.

Also... Not to be creepy, but is that an OC Transpo bus?

The Cunty McCunt privileged class girls from Fairfield County who put their fucking feet up on the seats in the 5-seater sections. In their shoes (so they track shit all over the seat) and at rush hour. It makes me all stabby—I want to pluck out their eyes with my largest 'S' sized hook.

If being lambasted by the media and public opinion, and being treated like a pariah for 20 years is your idea of getting ahead, then yeah, sure.

Thanks for proving the point that this poor woman will never allowed to move on with her life.

If anybody knows about bullying, it's her. She paid an extraordinary price for something she did when she was young and starstruck. At 41 and two decades later, she still is shunned, has had difficultly getting a job and never been married/had children, which was something she wanted. She is the modern day Hester…

Oh good lord

Carly is Canadian, why on earth did they make this video unwatchable in Canada? I did manage to find a stream (Canadians, go forth: http://www.popologynow.com/2015/03/01/new…) and it's pretty cute! But I definitely can see this getting annoying fast.