People trying to avoid traffic on main roads? Maybe not 85 as that is being questioned downthread but I used to live on a residential street that ran parallel to a main traffic artery to and from the expressway and people would come burning down our street because the main road was too slow.

I literally will not let myself buy a bag of nacho cheese Bugles for this reason. It always ends the same way. Not that Doritos are any different. Or Snyders of Hanover cheesy pretzel bits.

I think I'd actually like those loaded things. But then the liquid plastic nacho cheeze is a guilty pleasure of mine that I pretty much only enjoy at the occasional hockey game I attend. And then the futuristic diner restaurant at Magic Kingdom had it on tap and I smothered my burger and dipped my fries in it.

And then there's Maude. That episode didn't even air in the US, did it?

I think Robin Thicke needs to try emulating Marvin Gaye again.

It was Rudy. Poor Rudy was the butt of a few puberty jokes. There was that "Women's Day" episode, and then another where she refused to go to school because her breasts weren't developing yet.

Yes, yes. I had pet rabbits for years and I threatened to have balloons drop from the ceiling when someone made a "rabbit stew" joke for the thousandth time.

thank you. I could have sworn it was more. Then again, sooty was also more of a rock star about it. All in one night and then passed out afterward.

did this zoo learn nothing from Sooty? Once again I am on my phone and cannot post a link.

someone far more clever than I will ever be found a seconds-long clip from the "I drive myself crazy" video where it looks like he's s saying pizza. Then they put in a background of pizza behind him.

someone please post the Justin Timberlake pizza gif. I'm on my phone and cannot.

And a new meme is born...

My kids (5 and 8) did not believe this until I showed them the video. Given my escapade yesterday, this hurts a little.

Revlon Colorsilk haircolour in Strawberry Blonde. They didn't even try to provide an alternative.

There was a kid I knew in high school who managed to grow a really thick beard (this was in 1994 so he was ahead of his time). He used to stick the bananas in his beard. One time I saw him do it on the bus during a field trip and then seconds later a bunch of girls could be heard shrieking "AAAH DON'T EAT THEM!"

Canadian smarties aren't better, they're a completely different candy FFS. What a pointless argument that would be.

I think the worst screen-printed cake I ever saw was a birthday cake for Bindi Irwin that had her father's face printed on it. Yes, it was after. I don't know the inner workings of the family or anything, but I would have been so disturbed by that if it were me.

Was it a square one? I recall those were all the rage a number of years ago.

Highly underrated track from his second album. I love this song:

Seriously. I actually wish I had seen that.