Exactly. You expect us to feel sorry for you because you have a horrible boss? Welcome to life.

The worst part of this entire shitfest of an article is at the end, when the author bemoans just how oh-so-unbearably unimportant they'd feel if they weren't connected to a celebrity in some way. Like, how fucking weak must your sense of self be to feel that way? And are we seriously supposed to feel sorry for this…

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Kid, you do you.

Did Kim's statement on racism make you want to tear up your MFA?

This is honestly kind of hilarious.

This is perfect, the Dove ads have annoyed me for a very long time. They are perfect for parody. And Mawkish, I love Mawkish. Thank you for this new word EGR!

I'm so glad that Beyonce found feminism so we can all join in.

The mark of someone terrible at their profession:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I love high waisted pants. Fuck you muffin top. It's over!

Also, "Sheila, Take a Bow" by The Smiths.

I find it hard to believe that there are 50 new sex moves to be found after all this time.

Seriously.

Jez,

Actually, her twitter response was much better: "Way cooler when people do things out of pure blind spite than out of faux altruism". Faux altruism describes this whole shitshow perfectly.

Here's a vital conversation to have: where should we draw the line at doing asshole things because those asshole things "create a conversation"?