Tammy:

The moon comes out. It seems larger now that it's taken center sky and pushed the clouds from sight.

Educate yourself.

REAL food doesn't look like the food you see in advertising. OPEN YOUR EYES. Stop food shaming!

LOL

Featuring some of your favorite flavors, including:

That did annoy.

I love this kid so hard. Look at that gaze! He's got Bowie down cold.

The window on that haircut is rapidly closing.

I'm a twenty-one year old and I have literally no clue who Elizabeth Wurtzel even is or why she's a Luddite who hates the internet, so...you're spot on about how millennials will definitely not be listening to her. Also because she's apparently being published by the Daily Beast? I know zero people who read that.

Omg, "butter is the best motherfucking thing you've had" has me IN TEARS

Bro Koan: The sound of one hand fapping.

Yes, Miley Cyrus is a movement. A bowel movement.

Can we just stop roasting people? Like in general? Maybe I'm just not cut out for the comedy scene or whatever, but the whole concept is just mean spirited. Like, it's one thing to make a quick joke at someone's expense when you're out with your friends and one of them says/does something dumb (assuming that's…

No, but this is:

I am so tired of people hating everything that's pink. No, little girls don't have to like pink. Yes, lots of little girls do anyway. This is not the first or only astronaut Barbie doll. You really want your Barbie's spacesuit to not be pink? Here, dress her up in this blue spacesuit from the same collection. Or…

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've been FB "poked" the most by family members. Are they trying to tell me something?!?!1!

I would watch that show!

Good point! Think of all the opportunities he's missing with Miss Vega 4 and other Miss Universe contestants!

I hope she shares more of the secrets hidden in her giant, Stepford hair. Like, when are the best sales at Chicos? Should I get those stick-figure decals for my minivan? Why does my husband "work late" so often?