Trick question— there’s no one to interview, because none of them have faced real consequences.

I’m really tired of the “taken out of context” excuse.

i’m with her...

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

It is such a stupid position. Considering the catalogue of horrors coming our way if Melania could humor me by just getting piss drunk on the lawn and screaming “Send In The Clowns”, thus ending any and all dignity attached to this charade of a role, I could live with that.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

Fuck her. The lack of decency in so many people appointed to high power positions is mind boggling, disgusting, and plain unfair. DeVos is the unhinged, morally bankrupt, evil villain in a teenage dystopian horror novel. How do such depraved people get this far in life? The fact that she hasn’t suffered for her public…

dammit mulder i’m a doctor!

Here is your White Trump voter, America.

He speaks like the Alzheimer’s patients I used to care for.

This election season has been so heartbreaking for so many reasons. While I’m perfectly confident that Clinton will crush Trump, it’s been genuinely heartbreaking to discover that ~43 percent of the voting public finds someone like Trump to be palatable and that they’re willing to excuse and even celebrate his blatant…

His campaign’s a joke. All they can possibly do is walk around with a dustpan cleaning up the shit he leaves behind, they can’t do anything about the places he’s walking to.

He’s Cartman. All grown up.

Well, all of the kitchen ones, obvi, given she’s a woman. But Trump will push hard for the BBQ vote.

Lmfao even the mic is conspiring against him now! What appliances are going #withher next??

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

“...it yells and yells until it somehow manages to manifests itself in the most utterly ridiculous jumble of words.” AKA - the entire GOP.

Every night, with a sweating uncooked chicken breast panting upon her, she prays to Whatever Gods May Exist that she finally be allowed to die.