before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

Truly a Federalist Papers for our time.

technically its an incel phone

Ashley Feinberg reviews movies:

actually, the review is good

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

The end of the game had a very “stoppage time in soccer” feel to it. I was half expecting the game to be called once the Capitals cleared the puck out of their own zone.

Damn, I made Deadspin???? Now I KNOW that I’ve arrived.

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

Can we just drop tipping and make restaurant owners pay their employees a living wage? Build it into the price of the menu items. When people no longer show up because their Olive Garden meal costs too much then we can adjust or eat at home. Tipping that is expected is a ridiculous model.

I assume there are other readers my age who grew up in Ohio.

Wow, is this headline a reference to the original name of Buffalo Wild Wings? How many people did you think were going to get that?

It’s surprisingly easy to be nonchalant about a legacy of success earned through self-sacrifice over a long period of time. Lifetime I have literally no idea how many beers I’ve had.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

I’m just not that into Dan McQuade.

I’m glad you made these graphs, because this is a story that people always seem to get wrong about television nowadays - not just ESPN, but also NFL ratings, Big Network ratings, etc.

I’m a Celtics fan and haven’t changed the channel from Caps - ‘Ning, there is nothing in sports like an NHL game 7.

And here’s some audio from the interview if you feel like screaming EVEN MORE!