IT’S GOOOOOOOD!!!!!

The “driver” can just sit in the sleeper cab and play video games between Bismark and Fargo.

Hi.  Please stop reporting on ad campaigns.

John Legend solicits donations for organizations that help with criminal justice, Hannibal Buress literally solicits donations for landlord legal funds. So nah

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Joe Burrow Scouting Report

Sheaux Tigers!

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

You can pick up your free t-shirt.

I know you guys hate this shit as much as we do, but can you please tell your bosses to go fuck themselves for the ridiculous amount of ads all over the place?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! Is it truuuue? Mmmhmmm, VooDoo, VooDoo, Voo-do-hooooo!

10 Pieces of Shit that Paul Maidment Can Eat (Number 2 Will Blow Your Mind!)

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

And Nebraska runs their own energy grid. No Con Ed or PSE&G for them... But it's not socialism, no. Also, Milwaukee has a super-socialist background: https://www.dissentmagazine.org/online_articles/what-milwaukee-can-teach-the-democrats-about-socialism

I’ll do it. Actually, I’ll subcontract it out to my dog.

marchman

Tough luck for Lin, but since the NBA decided to go to a 3-on-3 format, there are just fewer spots available. Basic math.

“Stick to sports!”