Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

Alas, the President can make the claim that as the head of the Executive Branch he’s not actually an employee of said branch. This same take is how his lawyers are arguing his right to hire Jared (employees can’t hire family members but Trump as the head of the EB isn’t an employee and thus isn’t subject to that…

*KNOCKING* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
*GASPING* I’M...ON...THE...PHOOOOOOONE

I hope they labeled the manila envelope it came in “SUPER SECRET EVIDENCE AGAINST ZEKE” to make sure he opened it quickly.

We’ll give you a chance to come back. No we won’t.

Speaking of dodging a bullet, you know who didn’t? Archduke Franz Ferdinand!

I haven’t seen someone named Savage be THAT unresponsive on a drive since Macho Man.

Does anyone remember the commenter Raysism? I wonder if he’s gonna try and find out how far a football can be punted in a hurricane. I hope he’s ok.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

So, an active shooter situation is “one of the most dangerous calls law enforcement officer can be assigned,” which I believe, but the civilian they are there theoretically to protect is seen as suspicious if, in response to a dangerous active shooter situation, hide behind a metal box, run away from the sounds of…

“He went as long as he could”

Lest we forget, Webb was also the guy who broke up Brett Favre’s consecutive games streak, making this the second time he’s been brought in to cover up an unconcealed croc.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

Night King summons Blue Eyes Wight Dragon!

Yes, or now they melt the wall with dragon fire.

Is what happened to Tiffany Thompson six times worse than what happened to Molly Brown? Three times as bad as what happened to Janay Rice? There is no way to escape the message sent here to victims.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Jon Snow totally drew those cave pictures himself.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?