Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

All billionaires can go to hell as far as I’m concerned.

So, doesn’t the sex and blowjobs belong in a completely different age group than having a lemonade stand? Please?

Aren’t you obligated to post a picture for those who don’t know what “Goatse” is?

In Indiana, you can’t buy a car on a Sunday. In the same vein as how you can’t buy carry-out beer on Sunday. Because GOD. Or something.

Requiring alcohol to be stored outside of the passenger compartment.

Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.

The last time I was in the office, they told me about some of Marchman’s dipping habits and I was so upset I backed myself into a bookshelf and clung on for dear life. I have to go back today and I’m honestly scared for what they’ll do to me, this is hazing.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. :)

I thought his trial ended in a mistrial, not that he was acquitted.

Cosby’s team has announced plans to start a nationwide tour where he lectures on how to avoid having your face removed from murals.

She’s like the original AHCA

They get two colors, and y’all get to still be white

Chris Bosh Declared Extinct Day After Trump Withdraws From Climate Accords

The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

GIF of my favorite loading screen:

I think he’d be a great candidate. I also think Kamala Harris might run, and Kirsten Gillibrand. The future if the Democratic party is definitely female and/or non-white.