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Yesha, you really are serious about your battery percentage, lol! I still remember that time you posted a shot of your phone and your battery was at like 90% at 3 in the afternoon. My phone is currently at 19% and I forgot my charger at home (good thing I switched it to low battery mode!). I’ve flown before with my…

Make America Deplane Again.

“Welcome” is trolling heavy today, dismiss at will.

Chuck Johnson, the floor shitter guy?

Methinks the Ley-dy doth protest too much.

TIL Albert is black.

False news

Was listening to him speak at the Coast Guard commencement ceremony a few minutes ago and he said this about himself: “No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.”

(looks at U.S. House Oversight Committee schedule) Well Benghazi’s no longer on the agenda, and nothing about the Russians, so why the hell not.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

No mention of PSY’s two new videos, I Luv It and New Face? They’ve been out only 3 days and each one already has about 15 millions views. They’re unbelievably catchy.

No tolerance for dirty players.

Trump: Holt?
Holt: Yes, Donald?
Trump: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Holt: Well, I can’t say I have, Donald.
Trump: Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?
Holt: Well, I-I believe that’s what they drink, Donald, yes.
Trump: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not…

Also, Melania is troubled by “the vapors” and Eric Trump is so vexed by bad humors in his blood that not even leeching by the Trump Concierge Barber Service has helped

Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

I’m so sick of hearing that contemptuous and entirely unwarranted millennial garbage. It’s unsupportable statistically and on every other level.

This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.