Leave it so someone named Finger to bury the lede about her giant hand!

Yes, the gay guy rolled his eyes at you because of sexism. (EYE ROLL)

But the EMALS!

Womp Up Cancer, Jessica

Listen, I really don’t want to see Pittsburgh win another cup, but are we going to allow our nation’s capital to become a continued source of Russian happiness?

Other advice to new parents. Watch Studio Ghibli films instead! But not Grave of the Fireflies. Never watch Grave of the Fireflies if you’re a new parent. Don’t.

Dunder-headed Deputy Given Opportunity To Spend Less Time In The Office After Illegally Stopping Michael Scott.

Judge Currie M. Mingledorf
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For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

Very profound (& likely fitting) observation 😄😋

Fucking anti-vaxxers are a plague...

So was that a yes or a no on my Trump piñata?

Now this is my kind of lifehack!

If this passes my sister will run out ANY lifetime limit historically used in less than a year. She will never qualify for coverage.

Cancer’s actually honest about the fact that it wants you to die.

Let’s Compare How House Republicans Talk About Cancer to Their Ghoulish Health Care Votes

Believe me, nobody wanted Hillary to win more than Donald Trump.

BAH GAWD THAT’S—THAT’S PATTY MILLS’S MUSIC!!

Best bullet sponges in baseball!