- The Tragic David Tracy Story.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

The New York Times reported on Monday Police Chief John Haber admitted that video footage from body cameras revealed that the car had actually been pulling away away from police when shots were fired.

They should consider changing the name to The Challenged.

I REALLY wish I wasn’t this cynical, but ever since some time around the 1st or 2nd week of November 2016, something changed...I can’t unsee or unknow things now. ‘The benefit of the doubt’ is now a concept on par with time travel. Sweet gestures, while full of sweet gestureliness, are worth about $500 in Monopoly…

I’m from ND. When people ask me what it’s like up there, I just tell them it’s Alabama with snow.

I actually haven’t watched Game of Thrones yet, but I will soon because I’m a big Sean Bean fan so it’ll be great watching him kick ass for several full seasons.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

I recuse myself from Kentucky lesbian adoption cases unless they are hot.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Same for me, but with my Naughty America subscription. I want wholesome America, good programs like BRCC.

I’m going to say that I live in Pretoria, and that I just witnessed an alien stealing a case of wet cat food.

I reported Sebastian Gorka for lying on his citizenship application about his membership in Vitezi Rend. They were not amused.

Call in to report Melania Trump because she worked on a tourist visa before she was naturalized and as per the Trump Admin and the DOJ, that makes her eligible for deportation.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

wouldn’t it be far simpler to just become a cop, therefore making yourself immune from repercussions?

A woman doctor is a gynecologist.

Tell me that you don’t imagine Jeff Sessions, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Richard Shelby whiling away summer afternoons, sipping iced tea while fanning themselves and listening to old “Amos n’ Andy” records.