Who’s better at assembling an NBA championship team ranked:

As long as we can have franchise stalwart Samuel L Jackson reprising his “Coming To America” role, retconned as a McDonalds undercover operative whose robbery of McDowells was supposed to force the restaurant’s closure. Disavowed by big Red, he has spent years in prison plotting his revenge against the House Of Kroc...

This is the sequel to The Founder that we’ve been waiting for.

God Damn it JERRY!

Something that’s really stuck with me is how swift and complete the conservatives’ revenge has been - not just on a policy level, stripping away every single thing Obama’s ever done - but on an emotional level. Day to day, I feel like the country is collapsing, everything is fucked, and the actual compass of humanity…

Starring this just because I love me some sarcasm. Carry on. 

Yes, we should definitely crack down on employee wages. It’s done such wonders in every other sector of the economy, after all. Let’s enrich owners at the expense of labor. Good fucking idea, bootlicker.

And your suggestion instead of whining is...? Punishing teams for drafting well to make their team a desirable destination? I didn’t notice quality players flocking to the Warriors in years past. Hey, let’s make this a rule. You draft really well, then you don’t get any more draft picks and can’t sign any free agents.…

I appreciate your angst, but I don’t understand why I’m “self righteous”. I didn’t do shit to EARN anything. I just don’t understand why Bob Myers shouldn’t do everything he can to improve his team. He built a winner and now players are willing to play for less (like making 5 mil is a sacrifice lol) to play for his…

You’re absolutely correct. We should start punishing teams for being proactive and prescient drafting. Only tanking and making an excuse for losing should be allowed (The Process). Drafting Curry 7th, Thompson 11th, Green in the second round. All players that were drafted that others could have had but didn’t pick that…

Is this a joke? 6 teams won 28 of the 30 championships in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What is David Stern gonna do, force Cousins to take a bigger contract?

The timelines aren’t necessarily that complex. But Kang started tuning out because the shifted timelines are a) needlessly complicated and b) Kang resents jumping through additional hoops for a story this half-assed and characters this thinly-drawn.

Well the draft is always a crap shoot, isn’t it? I mean, for most of the GMs in the league, who seem to know less about basketball than my cat. Last year, the #1 pick looks like a bust, #2 might be good someday, while #3 looks like a superstar. But the best player, so far, was taken at #13. Anyway, a 6'8" point guard,…

He’s been playing in the Eastern Conference all along?

Cops are dumb as fuck and just as dangerous. They protect and serve each other.

I want to see these feuds branch out more often into other genres and other art forms entirely, because I want to see more celebrities murder each other over petty shit.

The no kill rule is silly and hypocritical. Half the metas from season one died by Flash’s hand. Iris literally killed Savitar last season. They need a better justification otherwise it’s just lazy writing.

- This entire arc with Ralph would hold a lot more weight if he were written with any kind of consistency whatsoever.