Alternate headline: Kyle Lowry Gets Away with Tabletopping Ben Simmons Under the Basket

I’m the same way. It’s why I avoid trailers for movies I know I’m going to see anyway and care about. No matter how good the movie is, there’s the voice in the back of my head saying: “Well, this character can’t die here, they had that stupid quip in the trailer, and it hasn’t happened yet”, and it breaks the immersion…

easily? if not for Arya’s super duper ninja training they would all be dead. Not to mention Daenerys’ army is almost entirely gone.

Now playing defense makes Embiid a dick. Holy shit.

You’re right. John Waters, Barry Levinson, Tom Clancy, Frank Zappa, DMX, Billie Holliday, Upton Sinclair, H.L. Mencken, Mike Rowe, DAVID FUCKING HASSELHOFF, Philip Glass, Babe Ruth...

Wow, what an amazing number of inaccuracies you spouted there! No, this is not the team’s “ceiling.” That’s a laughably idiotic statement when Simmons is in his age-22 season and Embiid his age-24 season.

And all Cowboy fans would talk about is how great his dick used to be in the early 90's.

As the team sees it, even when he’s wrong, he’s right white.

One thing I don’t understand, and is really bothering me, is: who leaked the White Sox’s offer? ...I feel like I’m missing something obvious here.

I mean no real sympathy for the rich dinks who tried to do this, but panic attacks are no joke, and anytime someone makes fun of them I kind of wish they get the kind that makes you think you’re dying for 6 hours so they never joke about it again.

I pay for 4 simultaneous screens. If a 5th screen tries to stream, it gets told no. So what if two of my screens are in New York? I only pay for that because I wanted 4K anyway, or as I like to call it, HD for Suckers.  

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

“There’s the quilt thief! The quief!”

An Edith plot was a dream come true for me.

Its an absolute joke that Zion Wlliamson can’t be in the job is he is obviously overqualified for, and has to risk future earnings promoting this school for free.

It’s so absurd anyway. You can find servicepeople who support Kaepernick and those who don’t. It doesn’t matter; they’re just citizens. They aren’t the final arbiters of what is the “appropriate” way for other citizens to protest.

But I guess it’s easier to put veterans on a pedestal than it is to fix the VA, or for…

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.