Are your personal habits clean enough to support this level of sanctimony?

Not only that, but the bio mother of Devonte Hart lost her children due to drug addiction, though she was working on getting clean and the kids weren’t being abused. She found out her children were murdered from news reports. She wouldn’t have known otherwise.

Ben Simmons is something special. I sat down last night for game one with a beer thinking we had half a chance to win this series. Nope. Not going to happen. I ended up having roughly 13 beers and day dreaming about 2013. Philly is going to be seriously dangerous soon, if not now.

Agreed, especially in an age when so many are willing to accept the tired lie that CNN is some kind of leftist propaganda outlet.

So, let me get this straight: Jerome takes some high-ranking society folks hostage, commands a stage at a street music festival, gets Gordon and Bullock to show up, and it’s only much, much later, when the laughing gas is on the way, that Gordon decides to evacuate the area?

The best part of this fuckin’ all-timer episode was Al at the drive-thru.

There’s always two Jokers in a deck.

Put a little toilet paper in the bowl and you won’t have that problem.

In all honesty, it was difficult to fathom the intent of that remark.

#ICouldAlso

why was this written and then published

“Nobody circles the wagons like the Jemele Hills!”

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

DEADSPIN ON THE IDEA OF ADMITTING HINKIE DID A GOOD JOB:

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.

“You say the word, I pack up my bindle and I’m on the first boxcar headed out west.”

I’ll just throw this out there: Jim Tomsula is tan, rested, ready, and needs to know by tomorrow so he can give his two weeks’ at the 7-11.

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher is holding his phone in his hand, staring at it, willing it to ring, and saying to himself, “Hey, they already fucked up their quarterback. This is perfect for me!”

Jason Whitlock was never good at football.

John Stockton, everybody!