I have a hot take about this.

My older brother is quite the high-strung dude: a doctor before he was 30 (chief resident no less), good-looking wife who is a nurse, three beautiful daughters before he turned 31, you know the whole 9 yards. Anyways, I took a more methodical approach and finally got my shit together, married the girl of my dreams,…

He’s definitely not 6'3". Obama is 6'1" and they’re virtually the same height in this (and other Inauguration photos). If anything, Obama’s slightly taller.

No way he’s under 275. He’s probably 6' 1", three bills.

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

You forgot “getting hit by a car”. It’s a Deadspin staple as far as lists go

My friend and I have this theory of style where a good chunk of people will dress in the phase of life that was their most “self actualized self.” For example, this explains the 1000's of dudes at Yankees games in jorts, crisp vintage Jordans, Jeter jersey, flat brim, and a chain of some sort.

“Hey assholes...thanks a lot!”

- Basically every Charles Barkley hot take for the past 5 years

Just an admirer

Yo, I’m Vito.  You said you needed a sHitman?

Indeed. Quite cheeky of him.

When I saw J-Lo’s ass for the first time in 2001, that was an assterception...

That isn’t even a counterpoint though. Piece just said it raises a lot of questions about the NFL’s stance on player safety in general, not about Shazier’s privacy.

The NFL doesn’t want the unseemliness of a paralyzed player.

Belichick was quoted in the story as saying “Someone get this motherfucking snake off this motherfucking plane.”

Amazing find on the photo!

The thing i don’t understand about most conservatives is why have they chosen to die on this hill? for trump? for tax cuts for millionaires? for a border wall? for healthcare cuts? i honestly don’t get it. who are these people? just step back for one moment.