Or sharks with lasers on their heads.

So, no. You didn’t read anything. Name checks out.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

Hey, whats wrong with math homework! Math is awesome

I think the gist is that Kevin Durant decided to join a superteam in Golden State rather than deal with a pouty ass teammate in the heart of Red State, USA, and thus deserves scorn for everything he does from now until eternity.

Kill that noise. That’s white folks bs that all Black people are LGBTQ haters. White folks cornered that market too

Shirley Temple: A game with 45+ points, 15+ rebounds, 5+ assists and 5+ blocks

Can’t you buy a cup of coffee from a vending machine like a real person?

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

if the bledsoe-milwaukee deal goes down do you pencil them in as the 2 seed in the east? behind washington natch

He got ejected from the game, and has had Andy Dalton as his QB for his entire career, so obviously the NFL looked at those two things and issued a punishment of “time served.”

Why? Is he supposed to be hit repeatedly without stopping it.

It was my grad school program’s weekly pre-seminar order spot — after a year of free, weekly Friday Papa John’s, I’m sad to say that I acclimated to its flavor and started to look forward to it. I was indoctrinated.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

I think the abuse allegations are against him stemming from his ex-wife not his daughter...

Did Lee say he wanted his “daddy’s rifles” at the wake, so maybe his dad took him shooting the same way they built model airplanes together? Because I can see can Lee in one of his psychotic breaks taking a gun to kill Gamby, but being incompetent or hesitant enough to miss hitting anywhere that would have killed…

My annual Nas post: