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Horribly officiated game all the way through... but I have to say that the number of calls the Pats get is INFURIATING. Also, I’m sick of people calling Brady ‘smart’ for his constant grounding of the ball when under pressure. Whatever the letter of the law, he’s obviously not intending to complete the throws (most of…

NO FUCKIN’ way Duke beats Golden State. Gtfo

We’ll see if Kershaw is a true Dodger once the media starts questioning him about this issue.

Go for it!

But if Gronk or JJ Watt do this sort of stuff, its WACKY and ALL IN GOOD FUN!

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

Where did this “Harbaugh is a crybaby” meme come from, and why are you the kind of moron who insists upon trying to make it happen even when the man is clearly right?

+1

That is great. Miller and Richard Dietsch at SI have been like vultures the last couple of months, circling, waiting for Grantland to die.

Is it worse than calling something “new hip Gretchen Wieneresque” in your mind?

Your comment is butt.

Do you think otherwise?

guns blazin

Boy, I bet that immune-suppressing cortisone shot had nothing to do with this. Not a damn thing. Nope, no sir.