Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

I have Erin Andrews on line two to dispute that.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

Much like Limbaugh himself.

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…

Do you know how hard it is to say what the heck, when you really want to say what the fuck?

This is the best usage of this meme to date.

The police were clearly out-of-bounds.

Blake: What’s this all about?

Obviously you don’t watch much tennis.....

I’m kind of on the cop’s side here: this was an easy mistake to make. Don’t all tennis players look alike to non-tennis players?

@BillSimmons

This was exactly the tantrum reaction we all knew was coming. The most Simmons-y thing Simmons could’ve done.

What story coming out of the Redskins front office would you not believe? This needs to be a ranking list on Deadspin.

No wonder I got those funny looks at the Baskin-Robbins.

I almost wish Serena had done this so we could all spend the next five days reading a bunch of hilariously racist Hot Takes.

No, I’m not. I’m pointing out the non-factual nature of the argument.

You’re wrong. The thing he posted alleged that 5-10% of Muslims are extremists. The truth is that 5-10% of people in primarily Islamic countries support the goals of the extremists. Actual members of extremist organizations are a tiny fraction of those supporters.

I just read this over on ESPN. Holy shit was an awful job by them.