yes, got that. and I was regurgitating and old, running joke from the comments sections. so we both win(?)

Were there any preposterous trade proposals in your Fantasy Football League that year that you could share with us? Those are fun to read about.

kids playing softball : your fantasy football team :: something meaningful and formative : something no one gives a shit about.

This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.

“and Hitler drops back for the pass, he throws! Caught for the touchdown!”

Funny how we haven’t heard as much about this from the white-owned media than we do when black athletes are in similar circumstances. Just amerikkka rearing its ugly white racist head again...

Can Deadspin stop calling this “Ballghazi”? It’s actually dumber than “Inflategate” because you're trying to be funny, but it's completely missing.

What a huge coincidence the Ravens said the Pats ball boy is know for letting air out the ball. Next game some guy named the deflator takes balls in the bathroom. for deflation. Hmmmm

In all seriousness to compare this to Benghazi and the events that took place there. Regardless of who or what and personal opinions, a game compared to American lives on foreign soil. Poor choice of words regardless of context and location. I understand other outlets have used that description and it wasn’t used here…

“Ballghazi”: Because this is just like that time 4 people got killed over a videotape.

The world is full of teens armed

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

That's old news. It's now: our overgrown-third-grader TE is better than your tight end.

It’s too serious and seamlessly constructed. If you were smart enough for that level of irony, you are smart enough to do more with it, with a little flourish at the end or something. Wouldn’t risk everything I own, but I’m betting dead-serious fan rant.

Update (10:51 am): TJ Smith has just announced his retirement from the 49ers, releasing a crayon statement saying “I’m just a few years away from my mid-single digits, and I now realize that I need to start taking care of my body.”

Hi Frank Semyon!! Hot wife you got there. Need me to impregnate her for you?

It’s the crime of assault, which is threatening battery. He grabs her arm (allowable, to prevent being punched), she hits him (battery). That’s how. EDIT: assault and battery are separate crimes.

You can take my guns, but I dare you to try and pry my LG LW1515ER from my cold, dead hands.

Yeah, but they meant inhabitants of places that have more than 15 people and are still located in the continental United States, not unannexed Canada.