Reminds me of that old saying: "like Owner, like Player."

"You make me so proud, son."

High-profile sexual assault cases are rarely black and white, but sometimes they are Allred all over.

Speaking of GI Joe, here's the animated version of the NFL owners.

It helps when the guy is also one of the biggest badasses in sports.

wait are you talking about Steve Smith Senior or Junior?

I typically hate trash talkers but I've always loved Smith. Something about a guy who can always back it up that I can't help but respec.

How the shit is he doing all this from the bench!? Oh wait, that's just my bench he's on. :(

Calling BS. No-one who lived a day in Philly would be caught using the word 'Bravo'.

Bravo! I've been living in Philly for 20 years, and I was always unimpressed with the creativity of Phillies' fans — who tended to just be vulgar. But this is fantastic.

I don't know. It had some great laughs (loved Cartman's rant about how organizations should never take any moral stands), but I didn't find the role reversal thing to be a particularly clever joke.

Stephen A. didn't bite the backhand that feeds him (and ESPN).

Remember at the height of Bountygate when ESPN further advanced the witch hunt and reported that GM Mickey Loomis wiretapped the Superdome to listen in on the Saints' opponents?

"We understand the confusion surrounding our use of italics and recognize we could have been more clear," ESPN said Tuesday in a statement.

Weirdly, PFT buried this story on their own site under an hour after posting it.

Could be worse; you could've picked Adrian Peterson 1st overall...