Wait, isn't Deadspin constantly reminding us that all those people at ESPN are clowns that would eat out their mothers for ratings? And now just because what those (former) douchebags are saying neatly fits in Deadspin's Rice-gate narrative, they're a trusted news source? Seems to me Deadspin is saying, "ESPNers may…

Afterwards, he ripped off part of his red shirt made a red flag out of it, then challenge the whole concept of gravity.

"The fact is that the national news media basically doesn't give a shit about women's sports stories..."

Holy smokes. This parenthesis hypothetical example in quotations after every idea is exhausting and horrible to read. ("I'm exhausted.")

"This is, in fact, how sexist and racist ideologies work"

Oh, we already know how it works at Gawker, where it's totally cool to leave an unwanted male celebrity sex tape up on your site (Hulk Hogan) while decrying female nude picture leaks as the worst thing that's happened to humanity this century.

I think you guys meant to post this on Jezebel

If an accountant were accused of domestic violence, why would his employer know about it? And what investigative authority would they have? And what disciplinary authority would they have if the accountant were not found guilty of anything in the legal justice system? I don't know where you've worked, but I've never…

By recruiting a broad cross-section of fans into the belief that the players are, by and large, criminals

Uh, no. It starts at 11am and will be over mere minutes into the first NFL games. Silly goose.

No pulse? That seems like more than just "aggravated child abuse/neglect".

If this doesn't improve his image I imagine there will be hell toupee.

Well, he did say he was going back to Cleveland to return to his roots.

Anheuser Busch does not condone wife beating in the NFL, only in trailer parks and backwoods counties around the USA

I don't think he's saying the situation isn't getting the media attention it has long deserved. I think he's just saying Budweiser has caused more damage to women than Ray Rice or an elevator railing.

See, I think you kids are confusing beating with spanking. A smack on the hand is still hitting a kid- but it's not a beating. Adrian did indeed beat his kids. This article equates that with every instance of spanking ever. It's not the same.

Anyway, I get it. Your parents didn't spank you, and you grew up to be…

For a blog going after the NFL/Battered women offenders, you guys sure are beating the hell out of this horse.

Dammit Kyle plug in your phone.

Too much stupidity/negativity over the past couple weeks. Tomorrow should be dedicated to chill ass animal posts only.

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