Yeah, we're not here to be the hippest and newest, that doesn't serve a general interest audience. Go to Beer Advocate or wherever if you want to get in on a Hill Farmstead circle jerk. And of course these are nothing approaching ads, it pissed me off when dummies say that.

So Deadspin runs with Brett Favre, Greg Oden, and Santonio Holmes dong shots, but sits on the motherload of celeb leaks?

You guys are such hipsters.

In Alaska they call this "campaigning".

Better moves than Trent Richardson!

As soon as I heard last year that Arian "I hurt myself again" Foster would be a stock option, I almost died laughing.

Uncle Rico could throw it over a mountain Sean, a MOUNTAIN!

Well he was unable to fulfill his own fantasy, how is he gonna win me mine?

Belichick has a Vine account? Sweet.

Somebody died in what may be a criminal act and all you muthfuckas can talk about is caps locks and forum etiquette. DA FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT DUMB SHIT.

Fuck man. Turn off the caps. You're not my grandpa.

Tis the season to be jorry. Fa Ra Ra!

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

"I was holding that breath for someone else."

Judge him all you want but even he's smart enough not to speed in Virginia.

Denying that Arabs are second class citizens in Israel is intellectually dishonest. I would say that a system of laws that exists to promote one ethno religious group over another would constitute a comparison to apartheid, guy.

Must we take sides? Can't one say that the humanity of the situation dictates that both sides need to stop?