This is all brilliance.

Read it without knowing what it was and it took about 100 pages before I realized it was young adult and not more respectable dystopian sci-fi. Still liked them though.

Well-worn? You bring a turntable to the gym?

Sorry guys, but "Le High Rap" is already the name of Gael Monfils' ill-received offseason mixtape.

BITE ME DUAN:

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A protege screaming for people to tell them if they like to fuck? I had no idea Kinsey's grad students all ended up in Story of the Year.

YOU SEE THAT DUDE AGAIN MACHINE GUN HIM. IT'S ON ME. FLAMING BAG OF SHIT.

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Hey Burke, isn't 30fps your site?

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Personally, I blame it all on the lizard shapeshifters.

I'm still not convinced Sandusky isn't just a viral ad campaign for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo U.S. release.

It's been 33 years since Animal House and yet this is still the only type of video that can get Kevin Bacon off.

I'll say one thing: Dude's got a pretty mouth.

That's my pick for COTY, although I do remember laughing my ass off at some Bart Scott's Poetic Justice jokes too.

AJ, why isn't Titspin an entire subsection of the site? You seem like a dude that pulls some legit-ass racks.

If she's that good at handling a New York prick, I think here in the Valley we might have the casting space to help her pay the bill. Pole Surfer sounds like it's got potential.

Wait, did someone say snatch? Because I picked up a whole bunch of Penthouse Forums from the early 90s off eBay. Cannot believe how much these copy editors replaced 'pussy' and whatnot with 'snatch.' Still hard as a rock though.