I never thought of it until seeing her smush-lip kissy face, but

Let's hear some more about these neighbors. They hot? They stacked? They still work out or have their asses started to break down and get that housewife pancake booty? Let's see some photo evidence here.

That explains why Pelfrey's profile has rocketed up the FreeOnes rankings today.

I met a guy on the set of one of those gang bang competitions that had made a name for himself in the chode-fetish world. Cool dude with a dick like a pear. He told me I should try my hand at writing a script for him, I'm thinking a Rasta-Mario themed thing called Blunt Bros. could work.

Thank you. I think the real Davids would be proud.

Intimate DUAN:

Was anyone else really into that knife scene in Se7en?

"Crisco-banging a terrycloth muffintop" is now the working title for my next script.

Beletic has got that eager-beaver look like he really knows how to handle a cock. Thoroughly. Plus, he's a VC dude so you know he hates condoms. No risk, no reward.

Oh, you're looking for people to promote themselves?

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And to think that in an alternate universe known as Chesterbrook, Don Imus is furiously masturbating right now.

Caffeine injections are fine, but smelling Jeff Reed's sweat is 100x stronger.

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"Reese-us? Lady, was Jack the Bear some sort of euphemism?"

This sounds like the kind of giveaway John Olerud used to do with his friends, except in his case it was grab bags of Viagra and cab fare to the swinger's club.

here's some Italian dwarf ass.

Judging by the tingling right arm, the only stiffening that fat bastard's felt in awhile is of his LAD coronary.