I saw her at a Mail Boxes Etc once sending about 100 faxes with “FROM THE DESK OF FAYE DUNAWAY” emblazoned on the top and it is my favorite celebrity sighting EVER.

So the case of who fucked up some award show envelopes now gets a formal investigation but 45s ties to Russia and his taxes gets nothing.

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

When my cat sits in that way that cats do with all legs tucked under, I call her Cat Loaf.

Don’t you know that everyone who comments on message boards behind the safety of their own computer screens is entirely infallible?

Personally, I grip my phone with my butt cheeks and try to awkwardly look at it. And then I hurt myself because I forget that I’m not young anymore and then I drink until I look like Steve Bannon.

JESUS!!! Why did you have to put that mental image in my head?!? 🤢

But seriously, put yourself in his position... never before had the wrong name been read off, and you were the presenter. Credit to the La La Land producer who was not only gracious, but also held up the card for the camera to see who the real winner was, to show the home audience the real winner. But you also had…

I know! See, I squint in the same way and hold it at the same distance because print has suddenly become very, very small.... :(

Yeah, I don’t know why people are so mad at him about this. It drives me crazy when people get to say what someone *should* have done in a moment of confusion, on stage and live television. Sure, they’re performers but we’re talking about human people making a mistake, realizing something went wrong and trying to fix…

Imagine if they had given them the duplicate for Best Makeup and Hairdressing.

I wish she had just blurted out Emma Stone instead of La La Land it would have been even funnier.

Don’t FUCK with me, Warren!

Hi! I’m Masie!

I was just musing on that!— He still has a kind of shiny baby face, and yet he still looks decrepit and threadbare. My theory was that it was the longstanding combination of conservative thought, hatred, evil, and cinnamon gum.

Asshole by nature, asshole by name I guess?

This has always been my opinion of the man. I disagree vehemently with his policy, but I respect the man and believe he honestly did what he thought was best for the country. Clearly it wasn’t, but that is another conversation. I think this puts him in a position where he is somewhat uniquely qualified to criticize…