Years ago a Daily Show correspondent approached a state senator who continually proposed anti-abortion legislation with a draft of an “every sperm is sacred” bill. Watching the guy sputter about bodily autonomy and how obviously no one should be able to legally dictate what a man does with his own body was amazing, if…

I wonder if I can say this piece of shit is “just a host” after I jam my size 9 boot up his ass...

You should say “What’s the point of being a person with lips if you can’t keep them shut?” I’m sorry people acted like that, that’s fucking stupid and mean.

I like to use kidney stones as an analogy.

I’m pretty sure if men could experience pregnancy or something similar they would back off the abortion issue. They have NO IDEA what a woman goes through as that little baby grows inside; pushing organs out of the way, stretching ligaments, causing nausea, headaches, weird acne, rashes, changes in breast…

It is consideration for a promise to marry until the actual wedding and must be returned to the groom if the engagement is broken off before the wedding. If the couple divorces after the wedding, then it is considered a gift that the bride can keep. #lawyered

For my MIL the rehearsal dinner was an excuse to be a drama queen and then not show up. Rehearsal dinners can be anything you want them to be if you dream big enough!

If it’s an intruder, can you shoot on sight?

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

I think you make a good point- Hillary wasn’t just facing 21st century sexism like another, lesser-known female candidate might. She was dragging all of the old 20th century sexism with her that nobody could leave in the 80s and 90s.

“capitalism cannot reform itself; it is doomed to self-destruction.”

There are many reasons communism has never worked, but do remember that Marxism is not inherently totalitarian. It’s Lenin’s additions - especially the entire concept of the vanguard party - that pitched the ideology into authoritarianism and it was Stalin and his megalomania that completed the transformation. You…

Kick a couple of bucks toward the The Nature Conservancy or Planned Parenthood and wear them with a clean conscience. My bf is an NRA member and when he pays his dues I send the same amount to the ACLU and have been doing that for years.

It bugs me that these intelligent and compassionate people who praised Communism never got a chance to revise their opinions once it had been tried a few times. Over the decades it has became clear that communism almost instantly becomes totalinarianism. This unfortunately has allowed capitalism to claim the moral…

He doesn’t tweet from an iPhone, though. It’s not the phone he uses. It was either someone else who wrote the tweet, or maybe the iPhone in question was smuggled into the security briefing?!

Yeah, It’s not that Clinton wouldn’t be a competent president, it’s just probably better to run someone who is not a literal dogwhistle for every single mouthbreather out there who thinks “libtard” is an insult.

As it happens, her Senate replacement is my top choice for 2020 now: Kirsten Gillibrand! She’s the right age, perfect progressive legislative voting record, over a decade in the Senate by then, no tacky personal baggage, and lots of charisma!

Exactly. You know what I always think when someone says that? The phrase comes from the phrase “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” so it kind of means the opposite of what they’re saying.