I’m so afraid of what other guys think of me that I’m not going to stand up for something I believe in.

Also, and I’m only half joking here, since when have white men ever asked if they were welcome before barging in on something?

Meh.

Had anyone outside of Arkansas heard of Bill Clinton when George Bush was inaugurated in 1989? Politics runs fast at times.

I think not only “how can this even be real” but “how do all these people decide to support him in these incoherencies, don’t ever speak out against the clear lunacy of any of it, and then go on to attempt to gaslight the listeners about all of it”.

I think she’s a reverse Dorian Gray. Some where under a cloth in Kellyanne Conway’s attic is a portrait that will remain pristine forever, even as every horrible thing she says, does, or defends continues to corrupt her actual body at an alarming rate.

“Kremlin Kelly”

Could you imagine the GOP’s reaction if Hillary had won and these sort of allegations were being made about her?

I feel the same way when she claims there is no proof it affected the outcome of the election. Without those leaks, Clinton would have been able to concentrate on her policies. While it’s not something that you can quantify, there is no way that those leaks did not turn people away from Clinton to Trump’s benefit. If…

I think the only time I’ve been approached to move is by a hotel valet, and that’s because airport cops and hotel valets will shoot anyone who stays curbside for longer than three seconds. I like to turn on the engine and wave to the valet like, “Oh! Thank you sir, for alerting me to the fact that I should move!”…

It’s a combination of that under bite, the awful limp hair that I’m sure has been that same tinny shade of blonde for 15 years and was probably originally a light, mousy brown, and the look of pure shit emanating from her cold, dead eyes.

Ooh Sam would show her for the fool she is. Jesus. What a pathetic state of affairs. The actual news lets her spew blatant lies and insanity like its a rational viewpoint to be heard.

Nuremberg Barbie

She really does look like she should be in a cottage made of candy out in the woods, luring in people that believe in climate change and equal rights and eating them before they can vote.

I can’t watch or listen to any of them - Orange Julius, Kellyanne, all trump relatives, all surrogates, all cabinet members. I will just have to read transcripts of everything for the next 4 years because seeing their faces in motion and hearing their voices makes me physically ill.

I keep waiting for someone, anyone, to break out and ask her is there anything you won’t interpret/spin for this bozo? Do you have a deal breaker? For example, if he shits in the street, can you realistically sell it as environmental activism? Or maybe the Russian hookers’ golden showers were only a thing because the…

How? We’ve never had kids, but I think that we had way more ability to be jet setters and do truly cool shit in our 40s. In our 20s, it was mostly big raging keg parties and the like - all local. In your 40s, you have the assets and opportunity to go to some remote island for the weekend, stay in an awesome place…

What band has had the biggest fall from grace in music history? It’s gotta be Creed.