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Things my three cats have pulled this year:

A week after the wedding is over no one will remember any detail about the wedding. They will remember: 1) if the food was good 2) Free drinks or not 3) Was it indoors or out 4) Did anyone die or get in a fight. Other than that, the details are completely irrelevant after the fact. Hope that helps...don’t sweat the…

If you mean Irish culture or German culture or Italian culture, etc. sure, I can get behind that. But I’d be curious to hear what “white culture” is.

The POTUS and his family have a giant target on them. Michelle wanted to stay in Chicago too, but the security issues require the White House. Endangering the neighbors is irresponsible.

It’s economically costly for the government and therefore all of us, since businesses tend to offload those costs — why do you think they keep women’s hours low? So the companies don’t pay for healthcare or any other benefits. Purposely suppressing hours and wages to keep people, mostly women, in poverty and eligible…

I work in a blue collar male dominated field out of choice. I’ve moved a decent bit but in every place I work I take on managerial roles. In my current position, I manage men 20 years older than me and well, male. I get blow back. But the fact of the matter is that in my field, landscaping/gardening, I am never not…

Many of these jobs are labor intensive (waitressing and housekeeping and being an HCA fucks your body UP) and don’t forget we did those blue collar jobs when all the menfolk were off fighting WW2. But then they came home and took them back sending us back to the kitchen, and women who did work could only find work…

Women have physical strength. Blue collar jobs don’t require exceptional strength that is unattainable to women. Being blind to that fact is the same bias that keeps women out of these jobs. If women manage to get hired despite this bias, they still can get driven out of their jobs by sexual harassment. Some men are…

Thank god we’ve decided to stop playing identity politics and focus all our attention on the REAL underclass — white men.

Dollar Store Tammy Faye got canned. Sad! trombone!

These aren’t analogous situations, though. The Trumps are public servants now, and they both knew that if he won, moving into the White House—just like literally every other presidential family in history—was part of the deal. Choosing not to do so, when they KNEW that was the expectation, has a very strong “we’re…

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I’d also like to point out that there was a woman who won the popular vote for president of the United States by nearly 3 million votes despite liberal news sites like this one taking giant shits on her for over a year during the primaries.

Don’t try and kinkshame Jabba.

I really don’t see what’s so bad about having a bunch of super studly Star Wars fans telling you how often they knuckled up thinking about you.

This may be TMI, but...I am a recovering alcoholic who relapsed this year after several years of unbroken sobriety. I was grieving over the sudden death of a dear friend and over the chronic mental illness of my son, which has led to multiple hospitalizations and draining financial and legal issues. There just didn’t…

Assuming she was about to be executed, Princess Leia faced Tarkin with nothing but scorn and sarcasm.

As a child in the 1970s, Carrie Fisher’s Princess Leia made be believe that girls could do anything, that they could be smarter, stronger, more courageous, and more honorable than any boy. I am so, so sad.