There's that word again, Dynamic. You keep using that word...

I can go almost 900km in my petrol Ford on one tank. But I suppose that's pretty good when you consider the A8 has a 3.0L with 400 ft-lbs pulling an enormous hunk of German metal.

So I hear; my brother lives in the Bay Area and wants to ditch his Tacoma for something easier to park. Unfortunately, he is an UnJalop, and therefore all of my suggestions fall on deaf ears.

Nice! I like! But can you park it? :D

Baking will get you extra brownie points.

Simple guys, sell us some kei cars here. I'd gladly buy a Wagon R. C'mon, you know you want to. Okay, I'll shut up now.

See what happens when people try to show off? When you try to show off, you invite yourself to a media drive. When you go to a media drive, you get in a C7 Corvette. When you're in a Corvette, you feel powerful. When you feel powerful, you use the ebrake. When you use the ebrake, you put a Corvette in a ditch. …

Is this really a thing? I mean, are people really that assholish? Oh wait, they're humans. Of course they are. Gr..

4-rotor...droooool.

It's a white Focus, isn't it?

On a serious note, this entire post reminds me of the opening segment of Drift Bible.

"I told that bitch to kick rocks. Bitches love kicking rocks."

Correct assumption.

I will confirm that chocolate cake actually works.

I've seen it done that way too. Definitely smarter (and probably quicker.

Well, it's not entirely unprecedented as some states don't have such a thing as roadworthiness inspections, so who are we actually kidding here?

I wanted Performance Blue. Yes, it's played out. But damn does it look nice. Someday, I will have a blue car. Ford paint, and Subaru paint though... Goddammit!

Also, I should mention that the first layer is sticky-side out. Otherwise...

"You're gonna have a a bad time!" :D

Of course. This is Amerikastan, Land of The Free (TM), where you aren't free to choose a sportscar that is slightly less safe for you (and no one else). We're big on personal responsibility here. Ownership Society, mofos.

90% chance that lady was using the duct tape as a mold/pattern for a costume. I've seen it done a million times.