It’s a lot like a normal marriage, but with the opposite electrical charge. If an anti-marriage touches a marriage, then they both vanish in an energetic reaction that emits the same amount of energy as contained in both marriages. They’re rare, but extremely dangerous.

Kara going all Hollywood on us:

They are willing to sell women down the river for votes. Literally. Sorry if our “single issue” “shortsightedness” makes you “angry”.

She has been on the right side of a lot of shit and no one EVER gives her credit. She is not a terrible person.

That’s what I tell to my unicorn everyday because he gets so scared.

I want everyone at Soul Cycle to fuck off honestly.

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

Isn’t this the plot of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend?

Black kids get bullied online by white people about their names everyday. We don’t give a fuck. We use honorifics in a country that refused to address us as Mr. or Miss for centuries. The Jacksons have three generations of Prince. There’s a Queen and General in my family. Better than being named like barnyard animals…

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?

Isn’t it weird how any woman who is treated like shit just has to be batshit crazy?

Also, to follow up on something from few days ago, Donal Logue’s daughter has been found and is safely back home. Nice to have good news for once!

A bit performative? I mean, the baby even had a home birth. I bet the parents are vegan too and the child will only be allowed to play with organic wood toys made from recycled wagon wheels.  

Sir Carter.

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SPELL BOUGIE! I refuse to let that go. Goddamn kids.

You were too good for her Chris Noth.

I cackled.

Sounds even worse choosing to change your name later in life...

LOL. Its true.