*whispers* are you a murderino

When “nurse mode” means being totally oblivious, stating the obvious and being super condescending you’re doing nursing wrong.

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

“they going to lunches and dinners every night. Private planes, mega yachts,”

I never understood you going to bed early voters. I had to go to bed early when I was a child. Sometimes as an adult, I have to go to bed early because I have a stupidly early meeting to be at in the morning, or something equally awful. Most of the time, if I’m really tired, I fall asleep on the couch because I…

Please say you’re thinking of Claire of the Moon. 

That these are considered queer storylines speaks volumes about how the creators view queer lives. My life is not some sad, barely acknowledged side story. Ya’ll need to dance in the background of my life, for once. 

WAIT. FUN FACT. I JUST LEARNED THAT THE OFFICIAL NAME FOR THE HASHTAG OR POUND SIGN IS “OCTOTHORPE,” ACCORDING TO THE ORIGINAL BELL PATENT.

Listen, I had never seen that before and it was perfection. Thank you for sharing 💜

“Among the 69 potential useful selections are breastfeeding emojis, a Merman and Mermaid...”

Is there a better time to read about the holocaust than when someone is on standby to hand you liquor?

I forgot it on purpose!

Stories like this are why I get upset this campaign wasn’t successful.

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK

Marzipan is the circle of hell that Dante was too squeamish to write about.

That would be the Sandler classic That’s My Boy.

That’s My Boy!

I did like the idea of a hospital where the visitors smoked while they picked babies to adopt.

Well, at least I know I can write off 75% of you asshole commenters as transphobic fuckwads.