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She took a jump to the left and then a step to the right.

This entire thread makes you sound very male, very judgmental, and borderline slut shaming. 

I’m sorry ScarJo (or whichever similar blonde scalded you) didn’t ask for your dick, but not really.

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

You gotta work through the badges, like Silver Star up to Gold Star. First you need the “White Guilt” badge, which you get by commenting in a sympathetic manner on stories about police brutality. Then it’s onto “Ally Cookies,” where you “like” the Black Lives Matter Facebook page.

All hat, no cattle.

I think some were saying “milk Bill Gates” and another was saying “kill Bill Gates” and another was saying “???” and another was saying “I’m so scared of the world this is the only thing I have that makes me feel powerful because I am as ineffective at acknowledging reality as I am at being successful in life.” Or…

I personally am praying for Harris-Duckworth.

actually I have been dressing up in my founding father outfit I had left over for halloween at protests, for two reasons. 1. it gets positive attention which is good. 2. it reclaims the idea that patriotism and history is only for conservatives.

You may have candy corn hats instead.

dev patel. i mean, sploosh, amirite?!

I always think they might have some fucked up shit going on. Like they’re a serial killer or something.

Here is a pdf version of Coretta Scott King’s letter. You can fax it for free to your senator or any senator.

based off of Twelfth Night!

Bullshit. Bernie dragged the primary on when it was beyond obvious he lost. He was butt hurt and would not let it go. He still thinks he would have beaten Trump. All politicians have egos and she is no different but vaginas are supposed to keep thier emotions in check amirite.

I wonder how much overlap there is between people who fake a gluten allergy and bernie bros. I bet it’s high.

and we could make the distinction between those two things very clear if people would stop calling it “fake news” and start calling it “propaganda” because we literally already have a word for it and coming up with precious innocuous new names for shit is literally a fascist tactic.

In the hierarchy of race and gender, black men trump white women. It’s the same reason why black men were granted the right to vote before women.