you’re welcome! true story: i’ve only listened to like one episode because i couldn’t decide if her voice bothered me but the subject matter is right up my alley so i should def give it another go.

you should listen to the “you must remember this” podcast

i think there’s a distinct subset of the population though that does think that’s how women operate (and likely the same subset that thinks women loooove to falsely accuse men of rape) so i just felt like it needed to be explicitly stated.

oh no. no no no no no. perhaps consider her an outlier. or someone who needs to grow the fuck up. if i am “acting disinterested,” it’s because i am actually and actively disinterested and trying to avoid your creepy stares.

except...it shouldn’t take having a female family member to get one to consider and accept women as people with full agency

i would venture to state that “playing hard to get” was allllllllways a bullshit notion even in the halcyon days when “boys could be boys”

i don’t know what that movie is but now i want to watch it

there was a rumor going around a while ago that “they” (?) were bringing it back. and if you go to the site it is copyrighted 2017.

one million years ago (okay like 15) i went to a mr. show live show. a few of the performers went to the bar next door afterwards and hung out with us normals (brian posehn told me i was funny!). david cross was rude and dipped out to go hang somewhere else. that is all.

i think after the movie i just put all. the drinks in my facehole

i saw this movie on a first date. oof.

you should watch D.E.B.S. it’s one of my faves.

I HEARD HE CONTROLS THE WEATHER

full disclosure: i am white also. that’s why it’s so funny.

yeah, i guess i forgot it was after a tsunami. i definitely picked up on the “honorable people” piece. so much, yet so little, there.

was just discussing the only people who could get away with mustaches last night with a friend. sam elliot is at the top of all these lists.

going to a place where white people go (like Yankee Candle 

dudes: always finding a way to make it about their penises

meanwhile, rose is keeping it 💯