What kind of seagull is she even going to for beauty tips?

AND ICE CUBE JR

personally i prefer my women to be daddies

levar burton for his new podcast, levar burton reads, in which levar burton reads short stories of the mostly scifi variety

the only reason i clicked was for a brief fleeting hope that this was so...

he seems fun. i would do pauly d.

i think it’s just a basket weave fabric. the first one is probably cotton

otoh i don’t follow her on social media so the only “news” i read about her is here so i feel like i have a sufficient amount of chrissy teigen in my life

tell that to the demons that my cats keep at bay

when was that the 5th of never?

ladies, i feel the same way about my cats. old man cat is 14 and every day i whisper in his ear, “i need you to live forever.”

plus isn’t it nice to know that she wears clothing more than once like us normals? i don’t know much about celebitchy but i like the fug girls coverage of kate aka princess shinylocks.

hi fellow murderino!

i did not have to share a room when i was a kid but i noticed that too. there’s apparently a GYM in the apartment but the kids have to share a room?!

oh snap

and when you start doing coke on og 90210 you wear a lot of black including black nail polish

it’s very hard for me to watch ice cube jr because i remember crushing on his dad when he was around the same age and i feel like a dirty old lady

eh. i feel like there a many multiple movies with a variation on this theme. my fave is a 90s made-for-tv one starring shannen doherty and a london brother.

(i thought it was gonna be like a questionable camera commercial or something)