Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

"Now I can't wait for kindergarten to start!" said Neville, a seventeen-year-old Liverpudlian.

Did you actually read this? He's blaming the poor attendance on racist southern whites, not blacks. He is making the observation that much of the population that attends the game is black and he goes on to say that this makes southern whites uncomfortable (which he describes as "racist garbage").

Jeff has a white iPad, and apparently Siri told him that she gets nervous when he brings her to Philips Arena.

don't let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you. It is the NBA. It has, easily, the most diverse fan base (NFL hard second) and he thinks his problem is the "blacks?" WTF. Brooklyn does alright. LA (both teams) do alright. Fuck. The Pacers do alright. I bet their demographics are all within one standard…

oh... Worse than expected. Lovely.

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Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

$10 say he starred his own comment.

I believe it's pronounced Asshole.

I don't write for Gawker anymore. But you're a good person. Go forth and tell everyone what a good person you are.

Oh wait, you already have.

I heard something ugly happened on a dirt surface last night. How can Harper even think of playing today.

Jesus fuck, learn to type like a moderately intelligent chimp and turn your fucking Caps Lock off.

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

When you're fighting Greg Oden, always go for the knees.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.