Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

"Do you know who I am? No, seriously, I'm asking. I can't seem to remember."
— Eric Lindros

Judging by how often those two were connecting, I'm going to say they both represent Dan Uggla.

Honestly, kinda impressed that Paul Finebaum knew how to fill out the other conferences.

Sit the (bleep) down! I'm the coach of this (13-letter word) team! When you're on the bench, don't (bleeping) move!

I'm not surprised. Melo would never pass up the chance to take a shot at someone.

clearly a fan of swallowing.

So explain to me again why nobody has signed Kerry Rhodes?

Talk about going deep on 3rd and inches.

"The delivery on that joke looks a little off."

"That is the worst throwing motion I've ever seen."

Keep at it kid, it'll come to ya.

"Gotta support the team."

Is that Denard Robinson?

You could probably get paid the same amount of money, but with a few more blows to the head.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

So much for remaining incognito

"Yeah but what's his QBR?"

Wait for it... wait for it...

Yeah but let's see him go left.