Living in SEC country, I have been around some of the absolute worst, most vile, most disgusting, most horrible fans on the planet (opposing fans and well as those who root for the same team I do). I have been called everything in the book, had my family insulted, and had things thrown at me. And yet, I have never had…

Blinding creativity here.

He has a haircut like Chris Penn in Reservoir Dogs. He's just missing the track suit.

This is a natural effect of beating the Cocks

Ever thought about moving from practice to professional?

Uh, earth to timzim, I was making a joke.

Now hear this! All rookies from this year onward are pussies because ShaynIsLegend says so! You thought you were tough? Nope! Visor = vagina.

If you're pussy enough to wear a visor chances are you're not fighting anyone.

Looks like that's the first time he's ever made it passed first base.

"Freeman Seeks Emancipation from Bucs"

Good evening friendly Deadspin pos(t)er go ahead and take your collagen plumped Bar-S lips off Lane Kiffin's cock for a sec, I want you to meet someone:

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

Even if all this happened a few years ago Brandon Weeden was probably still too old to be without Viagra.

Those are actually pictures of what your typical goalie looks like after playing for the Flyers for a couple of years.

If you guys are into helmets with soulless Patriots, check this one out. It's killer.

This is blatantly offensive and a horrible misrepresentation of history.

Oh look, he already has more hits than BJ Upton.

Braves have no class

It's great how he ran all the way in from 3rd base to get BEHIND the ump

Many of these benefits are treated as loans. It's actually a logical system