YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

Even if all this happened a few years ago Brandon Weeden was probably still too old to be without Viagra.

Those are actually pictures of what your typical goalie looks like after playing for the Flyers for a couple of years.

If you guys are into helmets with soulless Patriots, check this one out. It's killer.

This is blatantly offensive and a horrible misrepresentation of history.

Oh look, he already has more hits than BJ Upton.

Braves have no class

It's great how he ran all the way in from 3rd base to get BEHIND the ump

Many of these benefits are treated as loans. It's actually a logical system

I'd defer to Valentine on this. He's the expert on not showing up after mid-September.

Ironic because LeSean McCoy has received similar complaints from women while on top of him.

This is clearly staged. I mean come on you could actually hear people cheering.

For the love of God, can the state of Michigan break away from the whole Eminem-Kid Rock nonsense.

Crazy coots.

"How do you feel about 'Reverse Cowboy?'"

Petrino just can't get a grip.

That's ok, Tomlin has never really been much of a character guy.

It's not surprising in the AFC North. Ray Lewis often cut guys who followed him.

Clearly Tomlin's missing the point, as he now only tweets using 53 characters.