EA won't be giving him any coaching points.

No, I am pretty sure it was that kid who was born in a manger; went from Nazareth to Bethlehem and was showered in Frankincense and myrrh.

This is my fucking life.

"Uhh... Someone said there would be snacks."

Clearly, you've never heard anything by JT the Brick.

Did someone say 350-pound Marlin?

Looks like he has another 2.5 feet.

You mind if I get in on this?

Clearly this is photoshopped, I mean look at all those fans.

If you think they're dancing now wait and see what they do when Rich Rod gets fired.

"Ahh, you know what I think. I'm just going to have soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time."

Don't be the nearer of bad news.

Once again it looks like Alabama will produce another front runner for the miss America pageant.

Found him.

Brilliant.

Sounds like Ray Lewis will fit right in at ESPN.

The NFL really needs a new commissioner. I say they go with Antonio Cromartie, he never pulls out.

I think he meant "Operation Patient".

Everyone knows Pavel prefers the 5-hole but this may be a bit much.

God, the only thing worse than Darren Rovell is Clay Travis writing about how much he likes Darren Rovell.