“Toys R Us is bankrupt”

They’re boxy, but they’re good.

This is the theme to Connor’s show, the opening theme to Connor’s show. This is the music that you hear while we start the credits...

Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll

Or a South Korea without Richard Park?

This kind of shit is bound to cause confusion and delay.

Hi

Choke the Raven nevermore.

This is how I’ve felt about Columbus for the last 17 years.

1. You have shitty friends

Are you people blind?

Ugh, phrasing.

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS Ｔｈｅ Ｃｏｌｏｓｓａｌ Ｐｉｌｌａｒ ｏｆ Ｗａｓｐ Ｅｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS

...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

Rest well, you glorious ham and egger.

People really spend all their time posting things on a web site without any compensation? How pathetic.

Plus 7.8 pitchfork points

At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

Whatever, they’re both in eastern Europe...