All this materialism! We’ve lost sight of the true meaning of Prime Day.

All this materialism! We’ve lost sight of the true meaning of Prime Day.

This is the worst Thighlights ever.

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Here you go guys.

They didn’t.

Where’s he gonna go, Imaginary Madrid

I’ll never forget the time Jody Watley got inside Greg Kite’s head in the ‘86 Finals. I mean at the time she hadn’t reached solo star status, but had some leftover fame from Shalamar.

I cannot in good conscience go to Cracker Barrel after what they did to Brad’s wife. Unacceptable.

A View to a Kill was garbage Duran Duran

As a free agent, Alzner’s going to be a very in-demand player, a real Hot Karl.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

I have two kids. I love my kids.

No they aren’t, because those people who think mine and factory jobs are coming back think they’re part of the middle class, even if large swafts of America is basically on or below the poverty line. If you’re on Medicaid, have children go to public school, work a deadend job, or waiting for disability benefits, use…

If I was giving advice, I’d suggest you be wary of saving sympathy for corporations in general.

So...he has risen?

Yeah. They had all the Master’s of Business Administration greats like James Whitaker, Morty Schulman, and Winthrop Rutherford III.

A devastating game-7 loss?

This is a great guide for beginners, but some of these aren't full on rules..."high fashion" fits tend to have shorter jackets (in some cases shorter sleeves as well...look at Thom Browne/Brooks Brothers Black Fleece), and will fit very tight to the body. The "dreaded x" is actually something many people will…