Wait... does that beer can have pictures of different cans of beer on it?

Why can’t it be both?

Not sure what’s worse... naming your kid Anastasia, or going to a restaurant and ordering stir-fry.

Right. Because this is what your “outsider” gets you. Reinstating a DHS program (yes, the failed product of the regime he decries) that the DHS discontinued because it was [direct quote] “redundant, inefficient and unnecessary”.

So “powerful vetting” is comprised of: 1.) reviving NSEERS, which sucked and did nothing but create delays; and 2.) asking people if they are terrorists.

Thought this would be a post about buying tiny glasses. Came away disappointed.

I think this is a momentous and incredible day. I mean... there’s a rapper named Nipsey Hustle??

Damn, man, how many teams you own??

I was at that game. It’s probably the peak sports “I was there” that I will ever achieve. The sad truth, though, is that Legg’s magical goal came late in a slow game, there was no video board, and pretty much no one saw it. None of us really even understood what happened until we saw it on the news that night. …

How the hell am I supposed to suffocate myself with it if it has holes?

... take a look at that 2002-03 roster, and get back to us. We’ll wait.

I never thought I'd say this, but... My wife needs to dress more like Jiri Hudler.