I think that was a reference to the judge’s wife. What in the world she has to do with this, I do not know—but attacking a judge and his family directly seems like a very bad idea.

Spies Like Us. European Vacation. Fletch. Funny Farm (Well, I liked it anyway). You Can Call Me Al.  Davidson is just a little kid.  

Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”

Christmas for sure, Vegas ehhh...

Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.

He’s basically right on everything here but I’ll go to bat for Christmas and Vegas Vacation, both of which came out after ‘83.

This might be a case of “new pot, meet ancient kettle.”

Casually said the n-word, made racist jokes, told Donald Glover that people thought he was funnier because he’s black, dismissed Eddie Murphy’s Stevie Wonder impersonation on SNL as “not that hard” because they’re both black, etc. etc.

The bravery it took to just to go to school.

Yes...in the book “The Shining” the Black guy was the hero, I contend. Although they killed him in the movie version.

In NASA, the designation “Steely Eyed Missile Man” is a real thing bestowed on the best technical guy. I read one of those NASA astronaut books, I forget which one, I think it’s Failure is not an Option by Gene Kranz and he tells the story about a Gemini or Apollo launch that went bad seconds after launch due to the…

I wrote an essay in a film class that explored the trope of the Magical Negro, and it included Bagger Vance, John Coffey, the Boatwright sisters and Louise from St. Louis (Jennifer Hudson in S&TC). I figured I’d either get an A+ or an F, based on the professor’s knowledge and ashiness on the subject. He did indeed…

“has seen The Martian, there’s an approximately 62 percent chance that you completely forgot Donald Glover was even in that movie.”

Also, if you are a person who 1) is reading this and 2) has seen The Martian, there’s an approximately 62 percent chance that you completely forgot Donald Glover was even in that movie. PEAK. NIGGA. MAGIC.

Ruby Dee / Mother Abigail “The Stand.” 100+ yrs old and still has to lead people thru the apocalypse/battle Satan. Appears in visions, talks to god, you know... the usual.

Morgan Freeman as Azeem in Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves. This amazing man invented the telescope (I mean, he had one hundreds of years before it was “invented” in 1608), performed the most successful caesarean birth in history (the mother was able to attack the castle practically the next day) and he introduced…

so Magic he even ropes in Chiwetel Ejiofor as his magical assistant