You don’t go to Subway; you end up at Subway.

What’s the planet ever done for me?

Battery swapping is a hair-brained scheme concocted by people who don’t drive electric vehicles and who have no idea how an EV is actually used in the real world.

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

They're a corporation that makes cars, not an indie band. 

What in the Charger x M5 x Kia Stinger is this? Am I looking at a new GTA V car?

sir, this is an Arby’s

So I did the math and that would mean I’d have to work, like, 82 hours a day

A lot of the people in that 14k number are salaried GM employees such as myself. We are expected to lose about 7k from our ranks. 

Can you imagine a car company doing something like that today? Circumventing a bad review by just... going to geographical places where that review would most likely to hold the least amount of weight?

This car is cool as hell and I respect everything about the work done on it. It looks absolutely awesome.

Out there on the interwebs there’s a video of Harry Connick Jr. — I promise I’m gonna bring this around — and he’s playing piano and the crowd is clapping, but they’re clapping on the wrong beats. And so in the middle of doing jazz things to the piano he improvises and adds a single beat to one bar and when he…

Schertz is absolutely a suburb of San Antonio. It doesn’t start getting to not-suburbs until, like, Boerne.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

white people listen to ads like this

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I hate the fucking Eagles. Thank God they won.

I suppose not everyone reads the comments as obsessively as I do, but I really thought this would be obvious.