People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

You are on the wroooooooong web site.

No dude. Even in places where it was once popular, dog meat is now considered taboo, and sometimes even illegal.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

I’m not a big NFL fan or anything, but IMHO, anyone who is old enough to have dodged the draft and can still be competitive at professional sports deserves at least some kind of respect.

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The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

He should definitely bank his earnings from the NCAA and live off those

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

This is now a Seinfeld episode.

INT Yankee Stadium

Kramer forces way into women’s restroom

My family is from Idaho and I can tell you their black person is in excellent shape

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”