Now that my contract is finally cancelled, I can finally talk about it: Until Monday, I was doing machine learning for an ad agency that Ford contracted back in 2018. Ford still has the contract, but the agency (I’m not naming them because they may want to re-hire me once this all turns around) is shedding a lot of…

“Yeah but my commute is 316 miles”

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

well yeah you only need like what 3 buicks to have a 90 day supply?

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Unless something is actually showing, companies need to lay the fuck off.  Seriously, you’re on an airplane, not at Ruth’s Chris steakhouse.  

Bone hugs in harmony.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

citation needed

I was told this material would not be on the test today.

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

IT’S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?

FINALLY! GenZ is starting to be blamed for shit going wrong in industries, we’re almost out of the woods fellow millennials!

Build one and we’ll write about it. 

If it’s a domestic flight and the person behind you is tall enough you’re going to ram your seat into their knees, this sounds like less of a principled stand and more like you’re just an asshole. 

Is it the way sunlight reflects off blue hair?