Three things. One, having the defender break your stick happens. Is it a dick move? Yes. The main reason I hate it is that I have to now buy a 200$ stick. Second, if bieber was a legitimate hockey player, he would have dropped his stick after it was broken, all players at all levels are taught that (its a penalty if…

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

Of course you haven’t heard of them. You’ve never heard of your lovable neighborhood hipster’s favorite vinyl, either.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

I know a lot of thing are “the worst”, but Richard Brody really is the worst. I have no idea where to even start with that guy. He sucks.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Speaking as someone who nearly choked to death while watching that Raptors mascot pratfall video a few years ago, and as one who is also entirely willing to countenance comedic violence towards children, I think I may have just slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God...

ooh, a “Gift of the Magi” twist in time for the Xmas season

LeBron: “No need to stop for a Bigen treatment on the way to the shoot. They’ll Photoshop it for me.”

I ain’t tripping. Lebron’s come back from bigger deficits.

Wait, is LeBron block truthering actually a thing? That’s an exciting development.

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

Sportsmammal. I still think that fucking horse should’ve won last year.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

Rumor is that Manning whispered “Your clavicle is weak and dumb,” into McDavid’s ear at some point during the game, which is what set him off.

Tim Duncan has been pretty much non-existent for the Spurs this season, and they are still 18-5.

That actually earned the social media team a $15,000 fine for criticizing the refs.