That works as well as the description of Trump as what poor people think wealthy people are like.

I’m sorry - in his defense, doing multiple phoners to promote a book,isn’t a ton of fun.

Newt is the living embodiment of what stupid people think a smart person sounds like.

I don’t know if that was him, I bet a solid 30-40% of guys that walk into Taco Bell look just like Mike Holmgren.

Probably something like:

ex Vancouver Grizzly Blue Edwards lived a few blocks away from me growing up, but I had friends who lived on the same street as him. One night they woke up to the sound of Blue’s wife throwing his shit out of an upstairs window down to him on the driveway while yelling at him for cheating on her.

i have a celebrities-being-nice story about this era of steelers defense...rod woodson went to my grandmother’s church in the suburbs of pittsburgh, and stayed in the area even after he parted ways with the steelers. i was with my grandma (known affectionately by her grandchildren, all our friends and many members of…

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

Man, “theater kid move” is such a dynamite phrase. I’m using that. Thanks.

Best part of the story is you clarified that he was former Broncos QB John Elway.

I work with young kids and for my job, I was in a preK classroom the day after Prince’s death. I cried on my way to work, and I gave serious thought to taking the day off to stay at home and cry and watch Prince documentaries and live concerts I own, listen to soundboard bootlegs of Prince shows I was at. But I…

So, THAT’S what he won’t do.

I heard a story thirdhand from a Guitar Store employee in LA that Roth once walked in, talked shit about Eddie Van Halen without any prompting, then smoked a HUGE joint with said employee in the alley behind the store. Then they go to get pizza and the entire ride over Diamond Dave, is singing “I got it baaaaad,…

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

Okay, so this is kind of the opposite, and it happened to a friend of mine. But:

A few years back, my friend is driving along North Avenue in Milwaukee, middle of the winter. She looks over at the sidewalk, and there is an extremely tall black man booking it down the sidewalk. Like, seriously sprinting. And he has…

The best fans in soccer!

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

I’m defending White America- the majority of baseball fans.

The proportion of Canadian white dudes that have a maple leaf or other Canadian themed tattoo is probably equal to the number of white Detroiters that have the Olde English D tattoo.