Not really playing to their base here by requiring the ad to be read.

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

Your dog may be a good boy, but you are certainly an asshole. Missed calls don’t justify trying to injure somebody.

Go fuck yourself.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.

Please get CPR certified... you never know and it only takes a bit of your time. Seeing CPR on a tv show or movie is wildly different than in real life. In real life it’s much more “violent” for lack of a better word, and can absolutely save a life